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3.99 / 5

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User review rating: 1 July 20, 2012

way too much use of the "f" bomb for really no reason. walked out after tolerating a half hour. don't waste your money on this one.

User review rating: 5 July 19, 2012

A f#@^ing funny movie I laughed my arse off the love story was a bit sleepy but it was so funny

User review rating: 1 July 18, 2012

boring boring stupid stupid

User review rating: 5 July 18, 2012

hilarious!! very good movie when your high!!!

User review rating: 3 July 18, 2012

it's not as bad as other say. it was both funny fun and sad 'n' happy. definitely childish even if not meant for kids. there were a few odd themes that the older gen folks (older parents) definitely can identify (or identify with) that the younger gen (not yet parents) would be clueless on unless their parents were into it.

User review rating: 5 July 16, 2012

very funny movie, my gf and i loved it. it is not a kids movie that is for sure!

User review rating: 5 July 15, 2012

best movie ever made (comedy)

User review rating: 5 July 15, 2012

this was the most amazing and hilarious movie i have seen yet

User review rating: 5 July 15, 2012

this movie was very well done. for those of you who find the need to post comments trying to insult viewers who are rating this movie 5 stars: keep your views to your self because people don't give a rats @$$. this is an area to rate movies and give honest opinions for people that are interested in viewing them. not for you to be cowardly hiding behind a computer screen posting you dumb mundane comments.

User review rating: 3 July 15, 2012

not very funny.

User review rating: 5 July 13, 2012

my kids loved it!

User review rating: 5 July 12, 2012

it was awsome

User review rating: 5 July 12, 2012

it was f**king awesome

User review rating: 5 July 11, 2012

The best movie I have seen in the las 5 years funny as hell

User review rating: 3 July 09, 2012

35 year old men who behave like children, i know a few of those. dumb people (?) genuinlly need to laugh no matter how many brain cells or lack of- it is human nature to laugh, fart, snort, get boogers perhaps and i think i'd shoot myself if i were unwilling to laugh or at least crack a grin at idiocy every once in while.

User review rating: 1 July 09, 2012

hated it

User review rating: 5 July 07, 2012

if you like family guy, you will love this!

User review rating: 3 July 07, 2012

not a family movie

User review rating: 4 July 04, 2012

funny spin of a movie. mila so hot.

User review rating: 5 July 04, 2012

the guy that posted this has no friends: it goes to show the rapid degeneration of our species has reached a point of complete idiocy. you people giving this movie 5 stars have just been robbed of $10. there were some (some) relatively (that's relatively) funny parts - but overall it was cheap humor relying far too much on the type of comedic scripting that definitely makes dumb people laugh. i deplore all you dumb people because now i am forced to watch semi-funny comedies. how many people rating 5 stars have read more than 10 books during their mundane existence on this rock? 2 stars and coincidentally iq of 2 is required to laugh your ass off the whole time.

User review rating: 0 July 04, 2012

for your information, i went to walmart to get the royal tenenbaums dvd and they didn't have it.

User review rating: 4 July 04, 2012

funny movie. much of the funny stuff is in the previews, i hate when that happens. mw was as good in ted as he was in the other guys. those of you ripping on society being full of idiots that love dumb comedy...can it. if you dont like 'dumb' comedy you should of saved your $12 and gone to walmart and bought a royal tenenbaums dvd...

User review rating: 5 July 04, 2012

it was so funny and awesome and great job goes to seth for directing this great funny film

User review rating: 2 July 03, 2012

it goes to show the rapid degeneration of our species has reached a point of complete idiocy. you people giving this movie 5 stars have just been robbed of $10. there were some (some) relatively (that's relatively) funny parts - but overall it was cheap humor relying far too much on the type of comedic scripting that definitely makes dumb people laugh. i deplore all you dumb people because now i am forced to watch semi-funny comedies. how many people rating 5 stars have read more than 10 books during their mundane existence on this rock? 2 stars and coincidentally iq of 2 is required to laugh your ass off the whole time.

User review rating: 5 July 02, 2012

best comedy movie 2012!

User review rating: 3 July 02, 2012

lots of hype surrounding this movie and now i know why. mark w. is not a comic and does not get in touch with his character. he should give the money back he got paid for this movie. mila k is great as always but should have insisted on a better script. ted had all the classic and funny lines and they were done well. this is not a children's movie so don't take your kids.

User review rating: 5 July 02, 2012

it is so funny your kids will love it. #1 family movie!!!

User review rating: 5 July 01, 2012

the theatre was packed. it was very funny especially when ted ran.

User review rating: 5 July 01, 2012

how did they get seth macfarlane into that tiny little bear costume?!?!

User review rating: 5 July 01, 2012

your kids will love this movie!

User review rating: 0 July 01, 2012

funnier than hangover 2, too.

User review rating: 0 July 01, 2012

every bit as funny as hanover 2.

User review rating: 4 June 30, 2012

funny and good entertainment.

User review rating: 5 June 30, 2012

this movie is. so funny please make ted 2

User review rating: 5 June 29, 2012

family guy has to make more movies!!!!!!!!!!

User review rating: 4 June 29, 2012

absolutely hilarious!

User review rating: 5 June 29, 2012

it was a great movie. i just love how that cuddly teddy bear is being profane and loving at the same time!

User review rating: 5 June 29, 2012

school is out so we took the kids and everybody had a great time.

User review rating: 3 June 29, 2012

fair movie if you really like family guy you will enjoy this movie

User review rating: 0 June 28, 2012

wahlberg hasn't been this funny since planet of the apes!

User review rating: 4 June 28, 2012

tooo funny!! ted 2???

User review rating: 4 June 28, 2012

this movie was pretty funny. seth macfarlane is great as ted and mark wahlberg proves he can be a comedic actor to add to his resume.

User review rating: 5 June 28, 2012

movie is worth seeing twice...will be recommending this movie to my friends. ted looks so much like snuggles, a teddy bear that my cousin won in a contest when he was a child. wonder whether snuggles will come to life one day? hope he is as much a good friend as ted!

User review rating: 4 June 28, 2012

enjoyed it a lot. mark walburg was very good. i'm glad they didn't go the evil doll thing. very good indeed. mila kunis is quite an actress. i actually felt sorry for ted at times.

User review rating: 4 June 28, 2012

i thought ted was quite entertaining, lots of laugh even though i didn't get some of the ted's remarks. the imagination of the story was unique and mark walberg suited the part of john.

User review rating: 1 June 28, 2012

we were disappointed in the juvenile humour--as big fans of "family guy" we expected more!!

User review rating: 4 June 28, 2012

snuggle 2.0? haha that bear was so funny! peter griffin + suggle bear = ted :) great movie to watch with friends, better leave the kids at home!

User review rating: 4 June 28, 2012

fabulous movie! laughed out loud for so many scenes! definitely worth the watch if you're looking for great comedy!

User review rating: 4 June 28, 2012

super funny movie about a boy and his teddy bear - definitely worth the watch, great laughs and great chemistry between mark and mila!

User review rating: 5 June 28, 2012

the family film of the year!

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