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3.64 / 5

User rating: 3.64

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User review rating: 1 September 07, 2010

trash.. don't bother. wait till it comes to TV then read a book that night.

User review rating: 4 September 07, 2010

Pretty awesome, enjoyed all the action, so much guns and gore!! Alba and Michelle Rodriguez in one movie, what more could u want!

User review rating: 5 September 07, 2010

awesome kill bad guys get the girls...

User review rating: 5 September 07, 2010

One of the best movies I've seen in years!

User review rating: 5 September 07, 2010

absolutely loved this movie! Not becuz I'm mexican but becuz it had mexicans & hot bitches. I love Michelle Rodriguez!!!!!!!!!

User review rating: 5 September 07, 2010

A CLASSIC ... TAKE THE MOVIE 4 WHAT IT IS THE BEST PIECE OF " BRIE"(CHEESE) I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME... HILARIOUS FUN ACTION PACKED CHEESE.. IF UR A FAN OF THE 70'S STYLE OF MOVIES YOU WILL LOVE THIS IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE 90 AND BEYOND U WON'T LIKE IT UNLESS U APPRECIATE 70'S CINEMA ...NUFF SAID! GO AND HAVE FUN WATCHING IT!

User review rating: 5 September 06, 2010

Absolutely perfect schlock movie. Exactly what it promised to be a good kill'em all flick not a cinematic masterpiece. Absolutely worth seeing

User review rating: 5 September 06, 2010

This movie is great entertainment to all the haters out there stay home and keep your opinions to yourself!!!

User review rating: 5 September 06, 2010

Real gory

User review rating: 5 September 06, 2010

This movie should be seen. It is very good one. No question, great acting. Under the blood,irony, and fun, yes there is hidden an important message. Thing about it...

User review rating: 1 September 06, 2010

Disgusting ! I heard one other person say this at the exact time I thought it. I would not recommend it to anyone with half a brain. You would think you couldn't loose with De Niro, but there is no real plot and does not even deserve 1 star. I can't believe Lohan stooped to such low standards.

User review rating: 5 September 06, 2010

Enjoyed the movie from start to finish, walked out very satisfied. Been very disappointed with lots of action movies lately.( Expandables, A Team, the losers, ) Jessica and Michelle were great. Lindsey played a perfect roll. Danny is always great, I would recommend to any action fan.

User review rating: 4 September 06, 2010

Danny Trejo is the man. Just a FUN movie from start to finish. Buying the DVD!

User review rating: 1 September 05, 2010

To the reviewer who claims anyone who doesn't like this film doesn't "get it", let me set the record straight, we "get it" (not that there's a lot to get) but it still sucks! The good news is it underwhelmed at the box office, so we won't have to sit through "Machete 2: Machete Kills"!

User review rating: 4 September 05, 2010

Classic machete...very entertaining

User review rating: 5 September 05, 2010

Amazing action lots of thrills let your mind be free....

User review rating: 0 September 05, 2010

This movie is 105 minutes of awsum

User review rating: 4 September 05, 2010

Danny Trejo needs more work. I'm baffled as to why he wasn't in The Expendables, but this is classic work of art. Lindsay Lohan was perfect in her role.

User review rating: 5 September 05, 2010

Machete , the legend, a good movie guys ... nice girls in it too

User review rating: 5 September 05, 2010

Okay my teenage sons dragged me to this movie and I so didn't want to see it ... but ... it was one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time. There are so many great lines .. Clint Eastwood would kill for a few of them. The movie has a lot of violence and is very graphic (think grand theft auto in real life) but is so over the top that the laughs come through and there is even a message there for the bigots of the world;)

User review rating: 4 September 05, 2010

This is a great movie. Some of the negative comments are from people that just don't get it. They are not quite bright enough to understand the irony and message that is buried within the crazy over the top violence. Very Funny Movie!

User review rating: 0 September 05, 2010

Great stars but a very poor script. Would certainly not recommend this movie what so ever.

User review rating: 5 September 05, 2010

To all the negative reviews, please understand that this movie is pure CAMP. Over-the-top violence, bare breasts, and hilarity. It covers everything you could want in a pointless movie. I believe even the cast new it was pure jokes and just something fun to act in. I say this movie is FANTASTIC if you like anything Rodriguez has done in the past.

User review rating: 1 September 05, 2010

A mess of a movie that tarnishes the Grindhouse trailer on which it was based. The politics are heavy handed, the story is slow and boring, and the acting is poor.

User review rating: 5 September 04, 2010

Movie of the year!!! Two thumbs up!!!

User review rating: 5 September 04, 2010

BEST EVER!

User review rating: 5 September 04, 2010

This movie ROCKS !!!

User review rating: 1 September 04, 2010

Great if you're 14! B-rated movie, full of D-list actors like...do i have to mention names, because there's a few! Also...Robert DeNiro...Hmmm. Should of waited for it to come out on video!

User review rating: 1 September 04, 2010

Great if you're 14! B-rated movie, full of D-list actors like...do i have to mention names, because there's a few! Also...Robert DeNiro...Hmmm. Should of waited for it to come out on video!

User review rating: 5 September 04, 2010

Mexploitation at its best!!!

User review rating: 5 September 04, 2010

Exelent movie

User review rating: 5 September 04, 2010

he gets the girls. he kills the bad guys...MACHETE!

User review rating: 4 September 03, 2010

This movie was really good. Very similar to how Grindhouse was shot.

User review rating: 5 September 03, 2010

Very funny a must see!!!

User review rating: 5 September 03, 2010

Wow, what a kick ass movie...if you like blood and guts...see this. Danny Trejo is the new must see action hero....he kisses Jessica Alba.

User review rating: 0 September 03, 2010

okay, won't win any academy awards but some mindless violence and B movie fun, all the way. more of a rental than anything.

User review rating: 1 September 03, 2010

This movie is one serious piece o S@$#. It intends to be some cheesy mex-plotation movie, and it goes wayyy over the top to do it. No one in the movie can act - Deniro continues to take a crap on what was once an illustrious career - which should have been obvious because Jessica Alba is in it. Honestly she should just migrate over to porn, because she is just terrible at everything except having big lips.

User review rating: 1 September 03, 2010

I saw a preview for this movie a few weeks ago. Pathetic... I wouldn't waste your time or money on this dud.

User review rating: 4 September 03, 2010

great oveer the top action

User review rating: 4 September 03, 2010

Great movie.....Jessica Alba, she is so hot.

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